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Internationally-known as the world's best gardener, he can tend to the most challenging plants, using a careful mix of sunlight and water.

While Bruce grew up in a small town and had a simple childhood, his appearance on a reality gardening show at the age of 18 shot him towards stardom. Before long, word of his skills spread far and wide throughout both space and time, and soon Bruce was being called upon by everyone from Ancient Roman Emperor Augustus to the owners of a Mars Colony in the distant future.


  • Picking up objects.

  • Placing objects.

  • Rotating objects.

  • Watering plants.

  • Traveling through time.



Ancient Rome

Founded in 753BC, Ancient Rome has been at various times a kingdom, a republic, and an empire.

You may know that the western section of Rome fell in 476AD. You may even know that the eastern area continued on for many centuries and became known as the Byzantine Empire. 


What you may not have known is that plants in Ancient Romans couldn't garden for shit, as they lacked the caring touch of gardeners such as Bruce.




This is a plant.



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